About
Hi there, I'm Whiskers McFluff, your go-to feline physicist
specializing in the fascinating world of quantum catodynamics,
currently leading the groundbreaking research at Furrball
Laboratories in Meowhattan. Over the last decade, my curiosity
and relentless pursuit of knowledge have driven me to uncover
the mysteries of the cat quantum universe. My work focuses on
exploring the peculiar behaviors of quantum fur entanglement and
the physics behind the unpredictable catnip particle decay.
Work Experience
Furrball Laboratories
Lead Quantum Catodynamics Researcher
2014-06
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Present
Meowhattan, NY
Overseeing cutting-edge research in quantum catodynamics.
Pioneered the study of fur entanglement and quantum
pouncing techniques. Successfully applied theoretical
models to practical experiments, significantly advancing
the understanding of feline quantum mechanics.
Meowhattan Institute of Technology
Assistant Professor of Feline Physics
2014-07
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2018-05
Meowhattan, NY
Taught advanced courses in quantum mechanics and feline
physics. Supervised graduate students' research projects
in catnip particle decay and the applications of quantum
fur entanglement. Received the 'Innovator in Education'
award for developing a comprehensive curriculum that
combines theoretical physics with practical feline
studies.
Catnip Dynamics Corp.
Research Scientist
2010-06
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2014-05
Silicon Valley, CA
Led a team in the development of sustainable,
high-efficiency catnip harvesting techniques. Implemented
quantum physics principles to enhance catnip scent
dispersion, dramatically increasing product effectiveness
and customer satisfaction among the feline population.
Education
Cattown University
Ph.D. in Feline Physics
2010-09
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2014-05
Meowhattan, NY
Conducted pioneering research in Quantum Catodynamics,
focusing on fur entanglement phenomena and the principles
of catnip particle decay. Published several influential
papers in 'The Journal of Quantum Feline Mechanics',
contributing significantly to the field.
Whiskerton Institute of Technology
Master's in Theoretical Purrhysics
2008-09
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2010-06
Catbridge, MA
Explored advanced topics in cat quantum mechanics,
including the Schroedinger's Cat paradox and its
implications for feline superposition. Achieved
groundbreaking results in the study of catnip-induced
hyper-relaxation states.
Paws and Tails College
Bachelor's in Physics and Cat Studies
2004-08
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2008-05
Las Felinegas, NV
Graduated summa cum laude, focusing on the intersection of
classical physics and feline behavioral studies. Initiated
a novel research project on the impact of gravitational
theories on feline leaping and landing techniques.